Voyeur

Peeks into the lives of others.

If you got here through a search engine and are looking for pictures of naked people, you've come to the wrong place. Try here or here.

Sounds

Don't Copy My Hair!

This message was left on the answering machine of a friend of a friend. She sent it to my friend, who digitized it, noise-gated it, and sent it to me as an MP3. I converted it to RealAudio and present it here for your listening pleasure.

The Country Store

I used a microcassette recorder to take notes on road trips. I like to listen to local radio stations. The two converged somewhere in Kentucky or Tennessee in this small clip from a call-in garage sale program called "The Country Store".

Accidental Email

I have an email address alias that happens to be a popular component of postal addresses. Some people apparently have configured their email clients to include their mailing address in their "reply-to" field, or something like that. For whatever reason, I get email intended for someone else. I have thoughtfully eliminated the last names.

Teenie Beanie Babies

At 07:36 AM 6/1/98 -0500, you wrote:
>I am interested in buying 2 teenie beanie Bongos for $7.00 each.  Please
>email me with the details at leonapez@daonline.com.
>
>Thanks!     Leona
>2 tbb bongo will be 17 with shipping
my address is 
***********
payment in form of money order.
email address if interested and i will hold for you.

CRYSTAL

HEY SIS,
   DONT HAVE ALOT OF TIME CAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEAVE. I DID TRY TO COME TO 
DAD'S WEDDING. THAT IS WHY I DID NOT CALL AFTER I HAD MISSED IT, I FELT 
ASHAMED, LIKE I LET HIM DOWN. I COULD NOT CALL BEFORE BECAUSE I WAS OUT 
ON A SERIES OF MISSIONS.  DONT ASK, I CANT TELL YOU WHAT THEY WERE. I 
GOT OFF OF A MISSION, GOT PERMISSION TO COME TO THE STATES, RAN TO THE 
AIRPORT, FLEW TO GERMANY ON THE 11TH, AND GOT DELAYED TILL THE 13TH. I 
COULDNT CALL BECAUSE LIKE A DUMB ASS, I PUT MY NUMBER BOOK IN MY CHECKED 
BAGGAGE AND DIDNT HAVE YOUR NUMBER. I RAISED SO MUCH HELL ABOUT HAVING 
TO GET OUT OF GERMANY THAT THE MP'S CAME TO TALK TO ME. I DID EVERYTHING 
I COULD. I ARRIVED IN ATLANTA THE EVENING OF THE 13TH SO SINCE I HAD 
MISSED EVERYTHING, I CAME TO MIAMI TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW, BEFORE YOU 
GET MAD, UNDERSTAND THAT I HAD PLANNED TO COME TO THE WEDDING W/ MY 
GIRLFRIEND, THEN GO TO ATLANTA TO SEE YOU, THEN TO KNOXVILLE TO SEE MOM, 
THEN TO FAYETTEVILLE TO SEE THE KIDS. WELL, WHEN I TOLD MICHELLE THAT I 
WAS THINKING ABOUT COMMING HOME, SHE  MADE PLANS TO LEAVE WITH HER MAN 
FOR THE ENTIRE TIME AND LEAVE ME WITH THE KIDS FOR THE WHOLE TIME. WELL, 
CALL IT SELFISH IF YOU WANT BUT I WANTED TO SEE THE KIDS BUT I ALSO 
NEEDED SOME TIME TO REST AND RELAX. I COULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT IF I HAD 
THE KIDS 24/7. SO IM IN MIAMI. IF YOU EVER TELL MICHELLE THAT I WAS HERE 
AND DID NOT TELL HER, I WILL DISOWN YOU. I HAVE TO GO, BUT I WILL 
EXPLAIN MORE LATER. I LOVE YOU.
                         DAVE